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	<description>Twins + singleton + pregnant = losing count</description>
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		<title>Mother&#8217;s Day Gift</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 01:33:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Singleton Pregnancy (child #4)]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not going to make a big deal about the fact that my husband didn&#8217;t get me anything for Mother&#8217;s Day, despite the fact that I viciously threatened his manhood for several weeks if he didn&#8217;t get me something pretty and thoughtful that son-of-a-bitch mother fucker cock-sucking asshole. Instead, I&#8217;m going to focus on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gender Predictions</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/05/05/gender-predictions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 13:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Singleton Pregnancy (child #4)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ultrasounds]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Having three girls already, I am naturally very curious about the gender of our last baby. After our tremendous disappointment with the last experience, we&#8217;ve been playing by the rule of assuming it&#8217;s a girl, but vaguely keeping hope for a male heir to our multi-billion-dollar oil empire*. But then, I started peeing on things [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Tiny Little Secret</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/04/12/a-tiny-little-secret/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 19:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Singleton Pregnancy (child #4)]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[People who know me in real life already know my teensy, tiny little secret. For the rest of you, here it is: No, that is not a copy of an old ultrasound. And no, it&#8217;s not a dolphin. That there&#8217;s a brand-new baby on the way. We decided to have a fourth because my blog [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Standing Up for Herself</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/04/06/standing-up-for-herself/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/04/06/standing-up-for-herself/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 19:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Attempts at Parenting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago, I was on my way out to meet a friend for dinner. Before I left, I helped Elise go pee-pee. I had my back turned for a second to grab another roll of toilet paper and when I turned back, Elise had her hand IN the toilet. &#8220;ELISE! YUCKY!! Do NOT [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Loneliest Boobies</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/03/07/the-loneliest-boobies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/03/07/the-loneliest-boobies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 21:10:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breastfeeding]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It has been two weeks since Amaia last nursed. My boobies are mine once again. Only now, they&#8217;re lonely. Spent. Saggy. Like an aged, emphysemic circus performer. Or Madonna. (Oh, come on. Did you not see what I saw during the Super Bowl halftime show?) Amaia nursed for the last time on her 14-month &#8220;birthday.&#8221; I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Calling All Detectives</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/02/28/calling-all-detectives/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/02/28/calling-all-detectives/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 02:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things That Piss Me Off]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twins Pregnancy (children #1 & #2)]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, over the past six months or so (maybe longer?), I have received three strange emails through my blog contact form. All three are worded the same, and they go like this: I just wanted to let you know that someone is using your pics for their fb to try to say they&#8217;re pregnant with [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Funny Thing About Three-Year-Olds</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/02/15/the-funny-thing-about-three-year-olds/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/02/15/the-funny-thing-about-three-year-olds/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:18:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Attempts at Parenting]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[She Works Hard for the Money]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having three-year-old twins is difficult. No, scratch that. Having three-year-old twins is the stress equivalent of being dangled above a pit of swirling, blood-thirsty sharks. Naked. Covered in chicken entrails. While menstruating. Seriously, there is some shit that three-year-olds do that make no sense. No sense! At all! Why must they touch everything? Why can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Have a Toddler</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/02/12/we-have-a-toddler/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/02/12/we-have-a-toddler/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 03:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Announcements]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Babyhood]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Amaia is freaking WALKING. Amaia took her first steps last Saturday, but didn&#8217;t take a step for the rest of the week. This Friday, she took a few steps here and there, but I wasn&#8217;t getting my hopes up. Then, yesterday (Saturday), she got up &#8212; and hasn&#8217;t crawled since. What&#8217;s amazing is that, even [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Gimme Three Steps</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/02/05/gimme-three-steps/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/02/05/gimme-three-steps/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 04:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babyhood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Milestones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toddler-hood]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Amaia took her first three steps today. THREE STEPS. I set her down on the ground in a standing position and you could just SEE the gears going. She wanted to go forward. Really, really wanted to. First, she sort of walked in place: picked up one foot, then the other, not moving forward. Yet. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>All Spiritual and Stuff</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/01/19/all-spiritual-and-stuff/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/01/19/all-spiritual-and-stuff/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 21:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Me Me Me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ramblings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The start of a new year always gets me thinking about resolutions and other nonsense. This year, 2012, &#8212; the final year of our planet&#8217;s existence, as everyone well knows &#8212; I&#8217;m determined to make a good one. I was on autopilot last year. I&#8217;ve been on autopilot for some years now, actually. But there&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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