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		<title>Ye Olde Shite Haus</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/07/08/ye-olde-shite-haus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 00:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When my husband and I bought our house five and a half years ago, we were, like many first-time home buyers, horribly clueless. Oh sure, I&#8217;d spent three months glued to HGTV. But back then, I wasn&#8217;t paying attention to (or they didn&#8217;t even have) shows like &#8220;House Hunters,&#8221; &#8220;Property Virgins,&#8221; &#8220;Holmes on Homes&#8221; or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Finally, Some Good News</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/06/19/finally-some-good-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 12:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Short post. 1) I&#8217;m going to say this quietly so as not to jinx it. (I think the nausea is gone. It&#8217;s been a good 4 1/2 days. I&#8217;ve been eating regularly and going back to the gym. I feel pretty decent. Shhhhh! Don&#8217;t tell!) 2) We are getting the hell out of here for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Randomness</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/06/14/randomness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things That Piss Me Off]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I took a few days off of the Internet and lost all shreds of creative momentum I may or may not have had. I need to shake it off, get to writing again. Hence, the completely random post to follow. South Beach, with Fetus Before I got pregnant, I had a weekend to South Beach [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Puff, Puff&#8230;Pass.</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/03/30/puff-puff-pass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 17:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[She Works Hard for the Money]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two years ago today, I drove up to the mall and, before walking into Dillard&#8217;s, threw out my last half-pack of cigarettes. I&#8217;ve been smoke-free ever since. I loved smoking. I loved the taste, the break, the relief, the habit. I loved my brand (Parliament Light 100&#8242;s). I loved the instant friends I could make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Passing</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/03/15/a-passing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[And More Family]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tear Jerkers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have lost many people in my life. My wonderful grandparents on both sides of the family. My step-father. Beloved pets. But I&#8217;ve never lost a friend. I&#8217;ve never had a friend die. Die. Dead. How can a friend. Be dead? The words don&#8217;t make sense in the same sentence. Because people who die are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shopping: Tips and Confessions</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/02/08/shopping-tips-and-confessions-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like shopping. Oh sure, I hate the part where I catch a glimpse of my dimpled ass illuminated by a flickering fluorescent light. But since I generally don&#8217;t shop for clothes, this isn&#8217;t much of an issue. What is an issue is that I like shopping &#8212; I like to spend money in general &#8212; but I don&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Excessive Exclamations</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/12/24/excessive-exclamations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sick. In the head, sure. But, like, sick sick. It started with a sore throat last Saturday. I figured it was from shouting all night at the noisy bar we went to in California. But the sore throat lingered. It turned into a nasty, dry cough. I almost threw up a few times from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thankful</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/11/26/thankful/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m endlessly thankful. For you. And you. And you. And for all our family and friends. And to you all, friends and readers and strangers. Happy Thanksgiving. Be grateful every day.]]></description>
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		<title>I Want This</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/07/20/i-want-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Announcements]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two of a Kind is currently holding a contest to win a Twin Indie Bumbleride stroller. Oh drool drool drool!! What I wouldn&#8217;t give to win this sucker. Look at the colors. Look at the features! And be sure to check out Two of a Kind&#8217;s blog while you&#8217;re clicking!]]></description>
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		<title>I Cheated on My Husband</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/07/16/i-cheated-on-my-husband/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/07/16/i-cheated-on-my-husband/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 02:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SAHM-hood]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.twomakesfour.com/?p=999</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m so f&#8217;n busy. We&#8217;re so f&#8217;n busy. Most recently, I decided that, just before having family stay with us in August, it&#8217;d be a super fantastic idea to take on a serious painting/redecorating/summer cleaning (because I was way too lazy in the spring) project. It&#8217;s genuinely needed but horribly badly timed. Do I care? [...]]]></description>
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