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		<title>Because Once Simply Wasn&#8217;t Enough</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/03/26/because-once-simply-wasnt-enough/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 03:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know that there&#8217;s such a thing as a repeat root canal? As in, the first one didn&#8217;t take so they stick needles in your jaw and rip things out of your face all over again while you stay perfectly conscious and white-knuckle it because this time you skipped the Xanax? Well, it happens [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Neighbors</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/11/21/neighbors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 03:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tear Jerkers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I came home from running errands this evening. Pulling into our cookie-cutter subdivision, I saw something out of place: the flashing red lights of two ambulance trucks. We live in an area of Florida that is rife, replete, overflowing with senior citizens. Many live here full time. Many more are seasonal residents, dubbed &#8220;snowbirds,&#8221; who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aaand We&#8217;re Back&#8230;?</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/10/15/aaand-were-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2010 01:35:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Milestones]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My blog was down for I don&#8217;t know how long because I haven&#8217;t updated in an embarrassingly long time. Sorry &#8217;bout that, folks. The biggest news I have is that we&#8217;re going to spend our first night away from the girls tomorrow. I&#8217;m mildly freaking out. We won&#8217;t be gone even a full 24 hours, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moving Daze</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/09/07/moving-daze/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:19:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[She Works Hard for the Money]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are pregnant, or plan to get pregnant, and have any plans for moving at any point during your fertile years, I will give you this general warning now: DON&#8217;T. Thank me later. My god. Moving while pregnant is pretty much the worst invention ever. It has been awful. My uterus is violently protesting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a Stress Eater</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/08/22/im-a-stress-eater/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 00:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have this thing with my mouth. No, not herpes. And get your mind out of the gutter. Jesus. I&#8217;m a chewer. A chomper. I destroy pens, chomp endlessly on ice cubes, chew gum. I smoked for 15 years. Point is, I release stress by chomping on things &#8212; including food. Sadly, I&#8217;m not one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bean Soup</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/08/17/bean-soup/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 03:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Spousal Unit]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know about you, but nothing puts me in a more festive mood than making some hot, thick bean soup in the middle of August in Florida. I&#8217;ve been saving this recipe for a Spanish-style bean soup for a while. The craving finally hit and I made it, using Spanish chorizo instead of andouille [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ye Olde Shite Haus</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/07/08/ye-olde-shite-haus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 00:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When my husband and I bought our house five and a half years ago, we were, like many first-time home buyers, horribly clueless. Oh sure, I&#8217;d spent three months glued to HGTV. But back then, I wasn&#8217;t paying attention to (or they didn&#8217;t even have) shows like &#8220;House Hunters,&#8221; &#8220;Property Virgins,&#8221; &#8220;Holmes on Homes&#8221; or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Finally, Some Good News</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/06/19/finally-some-good-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 12:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Singleton Pregnancy (child #3)]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Short post. 1) I&#8217;m going to say this quietly so as not to jinx it. (I think the nausea is gone. It&#8217;s been a good 4 1/2 days. I&#8217;ve been eating regularly and going back to the gym. I feel pretty decent. Shhhhh! Don&#8217;t tell!) 2) We are getting the hell out of here for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Randomness</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/06/14/randomness/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/06/14/randomness/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[depression]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things That Piss Me Off]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I took a few days off of the Internet and lost all shreds of creative momentum I may or may not have had. I need to shake it off, get to writing again. Hence, the completely random post to follow. South Beach, with Fetus Before I got pregnant, I had a weekend to South Beach [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Puff, Puff&#8230;Pass.</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/03/30/puff-puff-pass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/03/30/puff-puff-pass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 17:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[She Works Hard for the Money]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two years ago today, I drove up to the mall and, before walking into Dillard&#8217;s, threw out my last half-pack of cigarettes. I&#8217;ve been smoke-free ever since. I loved smoking. I loved the taste, the break, the relief, the habit. I loved my brand (Parliament Light 100&#8242;s). I loved the instant friends I could make [...]]]></description>
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