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		<title>Smoker Mom</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/11/03/smoker-mom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I smoked for 15 years. It&#8217;s crazy for me to even say it now, but for 15 years of my life, I was a smoker. And boy, was I good at it. I was dedicated to the practice, smoking frequently and with great pleasure. I loved smoking and everything about it &#8212; the taste, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Other Shoe</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/10/06/the-other-shoe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 02:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Throughout the years, I&#8217;ve documented my ups and downs with bipolar/depression here. (I always feel the need to temper the word &#8220;bipolar&#8221; with the word &#8220;depression&#8221; because the former generally invokes visions of a manic person staying awake for a week while they paint the corners of their closets and then cry for three days. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Potty Train Has Been Derailed</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/02/28/the-potty-train-has-been-derailed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 04:53:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After this weekend, I have three words for you: Fuck potty training. Fuck potty training and the horse it rode in on. Fuck M&#38;Ms. Fuck cookies. Fuck juice. Fuck potty training books, guides and advice. Fuck panties and training pants and pee-pee and poo-poo. Fuck it all. Nothing could have prepared Chris and me for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>40 Weeks</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/12/20/40-weeks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 01:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dr. Fabulous is officially on my shit list and I am officially in a bad mood. I had my 40-week appointment today. I went in feeling GREAT. 40 weeks! We made it! Full-term pregnancy. Healthy mom, healthy baby. My body&#8217;s doing its thing. We&#8217;re all in this together. Looking forward to seeing how and when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If You Think I&#8217;m Sexy</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/11/03/if-you-think-im-sexy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 02:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Singleton Pregnancy (child #3)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tear Jerkers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Spousal Unit]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m starting to feel disgusting. There&#8217;s really no other way of saying it. I feel gross. I have a layer of fluid that is accumulating under my skin. My face, my neck, my chest and shoulders, all feel puffy and fluid retention-y. My fingers look fat. My feet bones are becoming less defined, disappearing under [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re a Twin Mom When&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/10/29/you-know-youre-a-twin-mom-when/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/10/29/you-know-youre-a-twin-mom-when/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 01:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Attempts at Parenting]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have two-year-old kids and you have no clue how to fold up a single umbrella stroller. Because you&#8217;ve NEVER USED ONE. Seriously, how do you do it?]]></description>
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		<title>A Weighty Issue</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/08/09/a-weighty-issue/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 01:04:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[depression]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This pregnancy is posing a lot of issues for me &#8212; issues I didn&#8217;t have or feel with the twins, so this is all a bit scary. To explain: When I found out we were having twins back in April 2008, I felt like we&#8217;d been somehow &#8220;chosen.&#8221; Silly, I know. But I saw it [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>To Hell and Back</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/06/23/to-hell-and-back/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/06/23/to-hell-and-back/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 02:50:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe my expectations were too high. A few days in a waterside cottage sounded perfect. Two bedrooms, a kitchen, pool, small beach. Close to a historic downtown area and a few minutes from other quaint beach towns. My girls. My man. It should have been paradise. Day One We left on Saturday before noon. The [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Randomness</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/06/14/randomness/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/06/14/randomness/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[depression]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.twomakesfour.com/?p=1622</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I took a few days off of the Internet and lost all shreds of creative momentum I may or may not have had. I need to shake it off, get to writing again. Hence, the completely random post to follow. South Beach, with Fetus Before I got pregnant, I had a weekend to South Beach [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Tankini</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/05/16/the-tankini/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/05/16/the-tankini/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 02:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ramblings]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Money be damned, we recently decided to book a family vacation &#8212; just the four of us, as it will be the only and last time we will ever go anywhere as &#8220;just the four of us.&#8221; We settled on renting a cottage at a relaxing fish camp on the Atlantic. It will be four [...]]]></description>
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