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		<title>To Hell and Back</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/06/23/to-hell-and-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 02:50:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Attempts at Parenting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Married life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Spousal Unit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things That Piss Me Off]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe my expectations were too high. A few days in a waterside cottage sounded perfect. Two bedrooms, a kitchen, pool, small beach. Close to a historic downtown area and a few minutes from other quaint beach towns. My girls. My man. It should have been paradise. Day One We left on Saturday before noon. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Randomness</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/06/14/randomness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things That Piss Me Off]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I took a few days off of the Internet and lost all shreds of creative momentum I may or may not have had. I need to shake it off, get to writing again. Hence, the completely random post to follow. South Beach, with Fetus Before I got pregnant, I had a weekend to South Beach [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Tankini</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/05/16/the-tankini/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 02:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ramblings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things That Piss Me Off]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Money be damned, we recently decided to book a family vacation &#8212; just the four of us, as it will be the only and last time we will ever go anywhere as &#8220;just the four of us.&#8221; We settled on renting a cottage at a relaxing fish camp on the Atlantic. It will be four [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Open Letter to the Bitch at the Outlet Mall</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/05/12/open-letter-to-the-bitch-at-the-outlet-mall/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2010/05/12/open-letter-to-the-bitch-at-the-outlet-mall/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 18:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things That Piss Me Off]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Bitch at the Outlet Mall, Yesterday, when you and your mouth-breathing husband approached me and my twins at the outlet mall, I prepared myself for the onslaught of dim-witted questions that people like you usually ask: &#8220;Are they twins? I&#8217;m a twin/my neighbor&#8217;s a twin/my husband&#8217;s cousin is a twin/my dogs are twins.&#8221; &#8220;How [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Excessive Exclamations</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/12/24/excessive-exclamations/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/12/24/excessive-exclamations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things That Piss Me Off]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Totally Off Topic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[depression]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sick. In the head, sure. But, like, sick sick. It started with a sore throat last Saturday. I figured it was from shouting all night at the noisy bar we went to in California. But the sore throat lingered. It turned into a nasty, dry cough. I almost threw up a few times from [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Verdammt noch mal, Mittelschmerz!</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/11/13/verdammt-noch-mal-mittelschmerz/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/11/13/verdammt-noch-mal-mittelschmerz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ramblings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things That Piss Me Off]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Aside from a few words that get me beer and food, I don&#8217;t know any German so I looked this post title up on Google Translate. According to a subsequent Google search, &#8220;Verdammt noch mal&#8221; means something in the vein of &#8220;Damn it!&#8221; &#8220;Damnation!&#8221; or &#8220;Dadgummit!&#8221; Close enough. This post contains TMI for most men, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Effing Pumpkin Patch</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/10/23/the-effing-pumpkin-patch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/10/23/the-effing-pumpkin-patch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:44:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Attempts at Parenting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Babies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things That Piss Me Off]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was raised mostly in Southern California. Where I lived, there were vast fields of strawberries and thick orange groves that would perfume the whole city during orange blossom season. We would throw open the windows at night to inhale the sweet balm of nascent citrus. The smell was intoxicating. Then it was all bulldozed [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Actual Conversations &#8211; a.k.a. Things That Piss Me Off, Part Dos</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/10/18/actual-conversations-a-k-a-things-that-piss-me-off-part-dos/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/10/18/actual-conversations-a-k-a-things-that-piss-me-off-part-dos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:47:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things That Piss Me Off]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.twomakesfour.com/?p=1233</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve written before about things that piss me off with having twins. I know, I shouldn&#8217;t be so bitter. Twins are awesome and people are naturally curious. Hell, I&#8217;ve been guilty of saying to another twin mom on the street, &#8220;Oh, twins! How old are they?&#8221; BUT. There is one question that is simply idiotic. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Chart or a Contest?</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/08/30/a-chart-or-a-contest/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/08/30/a-chart-or-a-contest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adventures in Breastfeeding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Babies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Month-by-month]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things That Piss Me Off]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The girls had their (late) nine-month appointment on Friday. Elise is at 17lb 1oz and Althea is at 17lb 2oz. (For the first time ever, Althea outweighed her sister!) Elise was twisting around during her measurements and measured about 26 3/8 inches long (pretty sure that&#8217;s wrong), while Althea measured 27 inches long. Both had [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>I Would Rather Have Poked My Eyes Out With Splintered Chopsticks</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/07/31/i-would-rather-have-poked-my-eyes-out-with-splintered-chopsticks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/07/31/i-would-rather-have-poked-my-eyes-out-with-splintered-chopsticks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 01:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baby Milestones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things That Piss Me Off]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.twomakesfour.com/?p=1048</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of my bestest friends on the planet had a gorgeous baby boy a couple of months ago. Of course, we had to visit the happy new family. We actually bought plane tickets months ago, before my friend&#8217;s baby was even born. At the time, I thought, &#8220;Wow, the girls are going to be eight [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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