I don’t feel like being witty, coherent or organized, but I have a bunch of would-be posts accumulating in my head so I just need to get something written.
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Why won’t my children sleep?
The girls are just about 16 months old. For the past [...]
I like shopping.
Oh sure, I hate the part where I catch a glimpse of my dimpled ass illuminated by a flickering fluorescent light. But since I generally don’t shop for clothes, this isn’t much of an issue.
What is an issue is that I like shopping — I like to spend money in general — but I don’t have a job.
These [...]
I’m no expert when it comes to traveling with kids. I’m just writing from our experiences so far. But a reader asked, and I’m answering. Because I care.
Compared to the trip to Colorado we did back in July, when the girls were eight months old, this trip went considerably better. Plus, we were better prepared.
This [...]
We’re back from our week-long trip to California.
I know! I didn’t even tell you guys. I was just nervous about someone breaking in and stealing all of our . . . books?
Anyhow, we visited my mom in Southern California. The O.C., to be specific. If you’ve seen “Desperate Housewives of Orange County” or “Laguna Hills” [...]
I’m turning into “that mom.”
You know, the one who’s 10 minutes late to EVERYTHING.
I hate it. Hate it, hate it, hate it.
I’ve always prided myself on my punctuality. I think that tardiness translates, on some minor and occasional level, into self-centeredness. After all, why is your time more valuable than mine? Shouldn’t we both respect [...]
Aside from a few words that get me beer and food, I don’t know any German so I looked this post title up on Google Translate. According to a subsequent Google search, “Verdammt noch mal” means something in the vein of “Damn it!” “Damnation!” or “Dadgummit!” Close enough.
This post contains TMI for most men, every [...]
I’m having a tough time, guys.
I’m stressed, sad and tired. The latest events with our cats is wearing on me. Kramer developed a fever and I took him in to the vet. The way he has his jaw wired in place makes him drool and backwash everywhere, including into his food bowl. He drips and [...]
I had a root canal today.
Ugh.
For months, the very last molar in the very back of my mouth on the bottom left has been acting up. I ignored it until the tooth finally gave up the subtle cues and started screaming BITCH PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
I haven’t been to the dentist in years. I could [...]
Yeah, I said it.
I’ve always had a penchant for sending crazy emails. Random, empty can in my 12-pack of Sunkist? Email to the manufacturer. Typo on a menu? Email to the restaurant. I enjoy the smell of your new line of deodorants? Email to Degree.
But now that there are children involved, my electronic correspondence is [...]
Your Daddy and I love you more than anything in this world.
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