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		<title>On Weight. And Boobs.</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2012/01/05/on-weight-and-boobs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 02:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Long, long post ahead. You&#8217;ve been warned. I have a confession to make: I don&#8217;t want to breastfeed anymore. Okay, okay. Settle down. Put down the gun. Stop crying. Let me explain. I had a truly magical and amazing breastfeeding experience with the twins. We weaned at 16.5 months because, for my own mental health, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Like to Party</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/12/19/we-like-to-party/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 02:02:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Between the twins&#8217; birthday party last month, and the baby getting ready to turn one in just a couple of days (OMFG ONE WOT???), we are seriously broke in party mode around here. With having the extra party now to do every year, I&#8217;m starting to learn a little about pulling off a kids&#8217; birthday party. Now, I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smoker Mom</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/11/03/smoker-mom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I smoked for 15 years. It&#8217;s crazy for me to even say it now, but for 15 years of my life, I was a smoker. And boy, was I good at it. I was dedicated to the practice, smoking frequently and with great pleasure. I loved smoking and everything about it &#8212; the taste, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Other Shoe</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/10/06/the-other-shoe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 02:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Throughout the years, I&#8217;ve documented my ups and downs with bipolar/depression here. (I always feel the need to temper the word &#8220;bipolar&#8221; with the word &#8220;depression&#8221; because the former generally invokes visions of a manic person staying awake for a week while they paint the corners of their closets and then cry for three days. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Potty Train, On Track</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/07/27/potty-train-on-track/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/07/27/potty-train-on-track/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:14:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leave it to us to accidentally potty train our kids. A few weeks ago after taking the girls swimming, Chris discovered that if we left them pants-less, they would quite happily go to the potty all by themselves. We figured it was a fluke until it happened several times in a row. I decided that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to the Hurl Hut</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/05/25/welcome-to-the-hurl-hut/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/05/25/welcome-to-the-hurl-hut/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 13:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At Grateful Dead concerts, there used to be this place called the Hurl Hut. It was a tent where people who had taken too many drugs would go to get medical attention. Folks who had dropped one-too-many hits of acid, OD&#8217;d on PCP, or who just plain got too high and didn&#8217;t feel well would [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mother&#8217;s Day</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/05/08/mothers-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 02:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For Mother&#8217;s Day, most mothers do something cute and fun with their kids and families. I, on the other hand, requested to be left the hell alone. Does that make me a bad mom? I don&#8217;t think it does. I&#8217;m freaking exhausted, people. My darling husband let me lock myself in our bedroom yesterday, interrupted [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Big Girl Beds</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/05/02/big-girl-beds/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/05/02/big-girl-beds/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 02:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have officially &#8212; and reluctantly &#8212; made the transition to Big Girl Beds. It&#8217;s been a long time coming, really. Both Elise and Althea climbed out of their cribs a couple of months back. Althea only did it once. When she saw how much trouble it caused, she lost interest. Elise, on the other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Potty Train Has Been Derailed</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/02/28/the-potty-train-has-been-derailed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/02/28/the-potty-train-has-been-derailed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 04:53:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After this weekend, I have three words for you: Fuck potty training. Fuck potty training and the horse it rode in on. Fuck M&#38;Ms. Fuck cookies. Fuck juice. Fuck potty training books, guides and advice. Fuck panties and training pants and pee-pee and poo-poo. Fuck it all. Nothing could have prepared Chris and me for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Potty Please?</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/02/24/potty-please-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2011/02/24/potty-please-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 22:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mama</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the past three or four months, Elise and Althea have been showing more and more signs of readiness for potty training. They both know when they&#8217;ve peed, they often announce when they poop and dislike the feeling of it. Most recently, Elise has taken to completely undressing herself during naps and bedtime and peeing [...]]]></description>
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