Category — Announcements

You read that right, folks! These babies in this here belly are GIRLS!

After the most agonizing wait in the history of mankind, we found out the sex of the babies yesterday. I cried. Chris probably could have cried, but not for the same reasons. (Instead, he came home at noon and drank heavily.)

Everyone looks perfectly perfect. Baby A, formerly known as Poncho, had a heart rate of 143; Baby B, formerly known as Lefty, was at 130. Both weighed in at an estimated 8 ounces and both were very active. Bones were where they should be, hearts working just right, bladders and tummies full (I will not judge them for swallowing their own pee, I will not judge them for swallowing their own pee), brains fully developed, strong bones. Perfectly, perfectly perfect.

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We finally broke the news on Mother’s Day! I can’t believe we managed to hold out that long. My in-laws absolutely LOST IT. My mother-in-law screamed for probably three minutes straight. My mother’s reaction? “Oh. My. God.” Silence.

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