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	<title>Comments on: I Would Rather Have Poked My Eyes Out With Splintered Chopsticks</title>
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		<title>By: Your Mama Loves Baby&#8217;s Away Rental Service</title>
		<link>http://www.twomakesfour.com/2009/07/31/i-would-rather-have-poked-my-eyes-out-with-splintered-chopsticks/comment-page-1/#comment-1347</link>
		<dc:creator>Your Mama Loves Baby&#8217;s Away Rental Service</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:51:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] car seat at the airport after enduring three-plus hours on an airplane with two screaming babies. (True story. Happened to [...]</description>
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		<title>By: nic @mybottlesup</title>
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		<dc:creator>nic @mybottlesup</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LMAO!!!!  so sorry for your experience....  i remember traveling with the magoo when he had his NG tube and i had purposely scheduled the flight during a feeding (to help with the ears and pressure shit that really is bullshit in my opinion)....  anyway, attempting an NG tube feeding ALONE because your husband was called away for work, on a plane, with a carriage, a an infant seat, a bag of formula hooked up to a pump to feed your child through his nose, and all the rest of the shit that comes with traveling with a baby.......  ugh....  the suck-ige.

but that photo is pretty fantastic!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LMAO!!!!  so sorry for your experience&#8230;.  i remember traveling with the magoo when he had his NG tube and i had purposely scheduled the flight during a feeding (to help with the ears and pressure shit that really is bullshit in my opinion)&#8230;.  anyway, attempting an NG tube feeding ALONE because your husband was called away for work, on a plane, with a carriage, a an infant seat, a bag of formula hooked up to a pump to feed your child through his nose, and all the rest of the shit that comes with traveling with a baby&#8230;&#8230;.  ugh&#8230;.  the suck-ige.</p>
<p>but that photo is pretty fantastic!</p>
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		<title>By: MereCat</title>
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		<dc:creator>MereCat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:12:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holy shit.  We have not tried the airplane thing yet, and i don&#039;t expect we will for some time.  I remember that 8 month old thing.  They need flippin everything.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy shit.  We have not tried the airplane thing yet, and i don&#8217;t expect we will for some time.  I remember that 8 month old thing.  They need flippin everything.</p>
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		<title>By: Emily</title>
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		<dc:creator>Emily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:28:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That totally sucks.  At least you got a funny photo out of it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That totally sucks.  At least you got a funny photo out of it?</p>
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		<title>By: Motherhoodmmts</title>
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		<dc:creator>Motherhoodmmts</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 01:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>RIDICULOUS! LOL! I can only imagine the whole experience :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>RIDICULOUS! LOL! I can only imagine the whole experience <img src='http://www.twomakesfour.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Heather</title>
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		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>AHHHHH this just scared the shit out of me and we are taking a 7 hour flight to california tomorrow with a 3 hour time change!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Benadryl DO NOT let me down!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AHHHHH this just scared the shit out of me and we are taking a 7 hour flight to california tomorrow with a 3 hour time change!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Benadryl DO NOT let me down!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Rachael</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rachael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 12:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am so sorry. When I was little I used to get annoyed by baby&#039;s screaming on airplanes. Then I went through it with my own and had sympathy from then on. It is so hard for baby&#039;s to fly and usually there is nothing you can do to comfort them. 

Benadryl has the opposite affect on some baby&#039;s. Like mine for example. Benadryl knocks my son out yet my daughter gets drowsy but can&#039;t sleep so she gets really crabby and hyper. Not fun.

I am glad the trip is over and I hope you had enough fun there to compensate the bad trip.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am so sorry. When I was little I used to get annoyed by baby&#8217;s screaming on airplanes. Then I went through it with my own and had sympathy from then on. It is so hard for baby&#8217;s to fly and usually there is nothing you can do to comfort them. </p>
<p>Benadryl has the opposite affect on some baby&#8217;s. Like mine for example. Benadryl knocks my son out yet my daughter gets drowsy but can&#8217;t sleep so she gets really crabby and hyper. Not fun.</p>
<p>I am glad the trip is over and I hope you had enough fun there to compensate the bad trip.</p>
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		<title>By: Melissa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 02:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think you have to give them the benedryl directly (which i&#039;m not sure is ok for 8 month olds) in order to have the knock out effect. I gave Sophie benedryl on our flight back from RI a couple years ago..and it didn&#039;t really work either though - until like 5 minutes before we land and she&#039;s out like a light. Oh well. You learned you could survive a trip like that...which means you can do anything wonderwoman.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think you have to give them the benedryl directly (which i&#8217;m not sure is ok for 8 month olds) in order to have the knock out effect. I gave Sophie benedryl on our flight back from RI a couple years ago..and it didn&#8217;t really work either though &#8211; until like 5 minutes before we land and she&#8217;s out like a light. Oh well. You learned you could survive a trip like that&#8230;which means you can do anything wonderwoman.</p>
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		<title>By: Sazsa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sazsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 21:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But look on the bright side... You aren&#039;t stuck on an island in the middle of nowhere with polar bears and black smoke!  I&#039;d say the flight was a success.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But look on the bright side&#8230; You aren&#8217;t stuck on an island in the middle of nowhere with polar bears and black smoke!  I&#8217;d say the flight was a success.</p>
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		<title>By: Brooke</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brooke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 17:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You weren&#039;t the first,and you won&#039;t be the last. That&#039;s what I told myself when Van screamed through a flight.

Plus, you&#039;ll never see any of those people again either!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You weren&#8217;t the first,and you won&#8217;t be the last. That&#8217;s what I told myself when Van screamed through a flight.</p>
<p>Plus, you&#8217;ll never see any of those people again either!</p>
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