I’m Giving Away Something Other Than Bad Advice

Whether or not you’re a mama, I’ll bet you like free stuff, don’t you? No shame in it, really. I find myself entering contests for crap I don’t even need: Rogaine, German language DVDs, bicycles with seven wheels. I even gave my bank account number to the European Lottery for the $2.5 million prize I recently won. I haven’t heard back from them yet, but I’m pretty sure I’m about to become a millionaire.

But tomorrow marks a great day: Tomorrow, head on over to YourMamaReviews.com. We’re giving away a little somethin’-somethin’ that will rock your body in more ways than one. We’re talking sex. We’re talking tunes. We’re talking a really cool prize package that will make you blush. Yes, it’s a sex toy, but it’s something more than that. And then something else that goes with the sex toy. And you’ll have to do something to win it. (And it doesn’t even involve giving us your bank account number.)